Placenta Brain ** Update**

I have reached the “scary pregnant” phase of pregnancy. It is no longer a condition. It defines me, and it has taken over my life. I have developed “placenta brain.” It is making me do stupid things. For example:

1. I lose countless things everyday. My keys have been the greatest loss, but my second pair of sunglasses and cell phone (for the moment) are rising on the charts.

2. I turn on the wrong burner on the stovetop almost every time I cook. A burning smell usually accompanies this mistake.

3. I miscalculate the size of my stomach. I’ve gotten stuck between chairs, fallen flat on my back doing laundry and sideswiped an unsuspecting stranger in the most awkward example of “spooning” imaginable.

4. Suduko is completely blowing my mind, even the easy puzzles.

5. There are more, but I can’t remember right now.

**6.** Instead of ordering production team dinner for tonight, June 15. I ordered dinner for an empty building on Friday August 15. Didn’t catch the mix-up until the food didn’t show up. Sigh.
The Doc said that I have every reason to believe that this will be a July baby. I can hold her to that right?

4 Responses to “Placenta Brain ** Update**”

  1. erin June 11, 2008 at 10:39 am #

    yesterday you opened (or should i say tried to open!) the SPD room door the wrong way:)

  2. Cindy Stephens June 11, 2008 at 4:32 pm #

    I craved dirt. You aren’t at that desperate point, are you?? Come out with the fam and we can pick blueberries! Maybe the Johnstons will come too.

  3. Auntcy June 12, 2008 at 7:21 am #

    I have never finished a sudoku puzzle. ever. even the easy ones.

  4. Clarissa and Moxie June 17, 2008 at 9:41 am #

    HE will be here in JULY for sure! i too, have never finished sudoku puzzle. pityful

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